Visit the Virtual Museum of Talking Boards

We do realize that the more intelligent of y’all are seriously stir crazy in the midst of trying to survive during this pandemic. If you’ve finished binging EVERYTHING you could take this virtual tour of this Ouija Board museum (PS – “oui” means “yes” in French; “ja” means “yes” in Deutsch). Their posted intro says:

“Ouija knows all the answers. Weird and mysterious. Surpasses, in its unique results, mind reading, clairvoyance and second sight. It furnishes never failing amusement and recreation for the entire family. As unexplainable as Hindu magic—more intense and absorbingly interesting than a mystery story. Ouija gives you entertainment you have never experienced. It draws the two people using it into close companionship and weaves about them a feeling of mysterious isolation. Unquestionably the most fascinating entertainment for modern people and modern life.”

“With these words, William Fuld (businessman, designer, toy maker, with no branch factories or offices) invites you, the American people, to enter the strange, twilight world of Ouija, the Wonderful Talking Board.

“No other single, mass-produced item quite captures the imagination of the American public like the Ouija board. Is it just a toy as many claim, or is it a portal to the spirit realm where one may find the answers to life’s many mysteries? Does the Ouija sometimes take on a life of its own? Is it an implement of enlightenment, or a doorway to disaster? Questions like these continue to intrigue after a hundred years and are what makes the Ouija board extraordinary and truly magical.

“From 1890 to 1950 dozens of different manufacturers with names like Kennard, Fuld, Haskelite, and Lee, cranked out their unique versions of the Wonderful Talking Board. Some displayed fanciful images of pyramids, swamis, and strange, mystical places. Others were more akin to Halloween with pictures of black cats, witches, and devils. Some boards, cheaply made, were merely poor imitations of the more successful ones. Despite their popular appeal, most talking boards were used a couple of times, shelved, and eventually thrown away. This resulted in the tragic loss of a fascinating American art form. At the Museum of Talking Boards, we think that it’s time we celebrated this forgotten art. So come along with us as we display the boards, give you a little history, and if we can’t answer all of your questions, feel free to ask the Ouija.

“We strongly recommend that you use our Site Map to navigate the Museum of Talking Boards. You may also use the links below or if you would rather have the Ouija guide you, click on a letter in the title of this page.”

So – crack open a bottle of something soothing and ENTER IF YOU DARE:

PS our board was inherited from someone who swore it was possessed by The Devil. We didn’t contract the ‘rona on our vacation in NOLA. Coincidence?

Frater Lux Ad Mundi

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