This year is the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park — the film’s US release date was June 11, 1993. Based on a novel by Michael Crichton, the movie was a hit, spawning numerous sequels. One of these sequels, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, is playing in cinemas now. Less publicized is the pornographic parody, Jurassic Wood.
Obviously, this sort of thing may not be your cup of tea, but it’s funny. “It’s like Westworld for people with unresolved Barney issues,” explains the trailer.
Vice says:
Released on Thursday on Pornhub, the film tells the tale of how Jurassic Park becomes Jurassic Brothel when scientists combine “the DNA of dinosaurs and porn stars,” according to a press release. The stars of Jurassic Wood, who are based on the Jurassic World characters Owen (Chris Pratt) and Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) “must try to get the sexy dino-ladies off of the island before the dildo volcano erupts and they all meet a sticky & gooey end.”
The Jurassic World Porn Parody That Asks: What If Dinosaurs Were Porn Stars?
Thanks to Frater Von Hohenheim for the tip!
