Pastor Accuses Starbucks of Spermo-Gnostic Practices

Is Starbucks secretly fostering a cult of spermo-gnosticism? According to Pink News, a New York pastor has warned that Starbucks coffees are flavoured with the “semen of sodomites”. Pastor James Manning is reported to have said:

“The thing that I was not aware of is that… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.

“It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell.

“My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/05/nyc-pastor-starbucks-is-flavoured-with-the-semen-of-sodomites/

Hmm. MAKE MINE A DOUBLE!

 

Frater Lux Ad Mundi

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