Evangelical Pastor Claims the Holy Spirit Resides in Willie Jelly

Wonkette reports with proper snarkism:

“A Brazilian evangelical pastor, Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, has been arrested after promising his parishioners that they could get generous helpings of the Holy Spirit by ingesting it directly from his little bishop. ”

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This story is based on this original report:


and hereunder is an Google translation into English of an excerpt therefrom:

” ‘He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth and why he was going to do what he did. Often, after the services, the pastor Valdeci arrived to take us to the part of the funds back of the church and asked us to do oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation .’

“This is the testimony of one of his victims. Now you have to persuade either to convince you to do that of course.

“The truth is that this man is now in prison where, he said when he was arrested, intends to continue watering his sacred to his cellmates milk.”

Interesting theory and practice both of which perhaps could stand a bit of refinement.



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