According to reliable sources, “Rule 34 of the Rules of the Internet states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject, no exceptions.” Vice tells us, “In the X-rated corners of the internet, the holidays mean one thing: Santa porn.” What’s it like to be one of the actors? See some of their remarks below:
“I consider myself a ridiculous character to start,” said Lawless, “so adopting atypical banter and traits is usually a fun thing for me. The goofier the character, the more I ham it up. Santa being a prime example.”
Often, there’s not any chance for male performers to decide how they want to portray the iconic fat man, or how they can square his wholesome side with their erotic endeavors. The last two times Steve Holmes, a performer with 21 years of experience, played Santa (including in 2016’s Ho Ho Ho… Santa Gave Me Anal, alongside Holly Hendrix), “it was gonzo, without any scripted dialogue… I didn’t know I was supposed to be Santa Claus before I arrived on set.”
“I consider myself a ridiculous character to start,” said [Sean] Lawless, “so adopting atypical banter and traits is usually a fun thing for me. The goofier the character, the more I ham it up. Santa being a prime example.”
