Today, March 14, is Steak and Blowjob Day, the unofficial response to last month’s Valentine’s Day. While it’s a silly and somewhat sexist idea that no men enjoy candy or flowers, most people can enjoy a nice steak and a round of oral sex. Crowley himself did so during his Paris Working, and no doubt on other occasions. See The Book of Lies chapter 69, “The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs!”
If we choose to acknowledge this unofficial official holiday, we may as well provide a little guidance. Below, Gordon Ramsay shows how to cook the perfect steak.
Don’t eat meat? Try this Vegan Filet Mignon Recipe.
Learn more about Steak and BJ Day.
