A new sex toy named Lovely is out, and proclaims that it will improve your sex life. According to the website, Lovely is worn by an insertive partner, and monitors your movements during sex. It then uses this data to provide ideas to make your sex life better.
It’s one size fits all, works with Android or iOS, stimulates the clitoris and may enhance erection, and “knows your favourite positions and provides you with over a hundred new ones to enjoy.” Also: “For the first time you can check how many calories you and your partner burn during sex. There is no other device in the world to tell you that!”