Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

Steak cooking in a skillet

Today, March 14, is Steak and Blowjob Day, the unofficial response to last month’s Valentine’s Day. While it’s a silly and somewhat sexist idea that no men enjoy candy or flowers, most people can enjoy a nice steak and a round of oral sex. Crowley himself did so during his Paris Working, and no doubt on other occasions. See The¬†Book of Lies¬†chapter 69, “The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs!”

If we choose to acknowledge this unofficial official holiday, we may as well provide a little guidance. Below, Gordon Ramsay shows how to cook the perfect steak.

Don’t eat meat? Try this Vegan Filet Mignon Recipe.

Learn more about Steak and BJ Day.

 

Stephanie

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