A recent article in io9 informs us that “A Dildo Maker Has Finally Determined What The Shape of Water’s Fish Dick Looks Like.” XenoCat Artifacts has created a dildo to give you the fishman experience from Guillermo Del Toro’s Oscar-nominated film. While it is out of stock right now, more will be available before the Academy Awards.
The “Jewel of the Amazon” as it’s named, appears to be silicone and glows under UV light. Reviewers on Etsy praised its “wonderful mix of textures to explore” while reassuring potential buyers that “the ridged fins don’t feel as harsh as they look.” Unfortunately, “Jewel of the Amazon” appears to have sold out of its initial production run.
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